CALLER ONE: Hello, Doctor B? Is this Doctor B?

HOST: Yes, you're on the air with the world famous Dr. B...

CALLER ONE: Wow! Dr. B.! How are you?

DR. B: I'm Incredible, Caller.

CALLER ONE: Great! Just great! Well, Doctor, all I really need to know is this: which parasite in my body is trying to destroy all my bone cells?

DR. B: Caller, I can't tell you that from here. But I can tell you this: the first thing you need to do is Come See Me. I'll walk you barefoot down the beach to discharge the buildup of static electricity in your heels, the thickest and most electromagnetic part of the body. Then I'll have you drink a Resin that comes from the soil. It's made of composted elements broken down by microorganisms in the soil and it stinks. It's a Thick Resin from the stinky soil that contains all the Energy of all of the plants which compose it. It contains all the elements of the Earth itself and all of the DNA in the Universe. Its Specific Gravity is incredible... We took it to the Research Lab and all of the Scientists were amazed... "What an incredible Specific Gravity!" they said, "We've never seen a Specific Gravity like it, ever!" The Scientists at the Research Lab discovered that our Thick Natural Resin contains over 104 elements, which is the total number of elements anywhere, ever.

You see, the light coming from the center of the galaxy is here to heal our DNA. Let me explain: in the middle of these two green circles at the center of the universe is a big green eyeball. When they found it they learned how to decode the DNA. So when the supernova hit the earth in 1987 it began repairing the DNA.

Caller, I like to keep it real simple: The Love Vibration is Here.

You see, all of my Naturopathic Medicine Documents come from very very deep vibrational energies in the earth. It's quite similar to starchy foods and rare metals. First you get platinum, then you ionize gold: platinum is good for the bones and gold is good for the cells. Then you need a good wire, a white-hot contact. You put it on and run it through, it will clear up your mind and get your purpose straight. For the last ten years I've run the number one Parasite-Cleansing Program in the country....we put in the Formulation. We use Sound Waves and Herbs.

Everything wrong is caused by a parasite or a fungus. We've got a Rainforest Anti-Fungal Formulation. Take that and the Platinum Elixir at the same time and oh man you can change anything.

Oh and of course every day drink one mug of boiling water.

HOST: Great! Great! Everything that you're saying is great! We've got another caller...

CALLER TWO: Hello?

HOST: Hello!

CALLER TWO: Oh, Great! I knew I was up late for a reason! Dr. B it's a pleasure to hear you speak! So listen, Dr. B: I'm a musician and what you're saying gives me so much inspiration t--

DR B: --InSPIration.

CALLER TWO: In...Spiration?

DR B: In-SPI-ration...we turn the spiral inside-out. Anything that you're using that's electronic, try to use it on your right side. The left side is the female side, or the cathode. The left is the positive, or the anode. And yes, you're correct... you're already a healer and a hero, but a lot of your energies are parasitic and need to get dealt with post haste...fortunately for you, Caller, that's my specialty: I get rid of parasites.

Also I can show you how to levitate a three-hundred pound person, just to demonstrate what the mind can do.

HOST: So Dr. B, tell us how you and your partner got started doing this fantastic work...

DR. B: Well, my partner is an Urban Herbalist-- That’s Urban with an ‘H’—plus a Minister and a Biochemist. And one day we were in my lab which is also my recording studio and the two of us got to talking: you see, we said, of course we make these Incredible Herbal Tonics and Formulations, but some people only want Music! And that’s why our Music lets you pull Energy into your body from the Universe. Once you can do this and realize the Oneness, then you can finally be truthful with yourself. Once you're truthful with yourself you can Awaken, and then you begin to see clearly. Once you can see clearly you join the Shaman's Council.

You see, Caller, inside every cell of your body is a Council of Shamans. They will lead you through the Womb Gate. Then you'll go up this Matrix where all these harmonically tuned Crystals are, and you’ll begin to connect your Crystal-Part with your Self-Part and then you can connect to the All and then you can become God on Earth. Now you can do the true work of the Divine Being. Now you can do supernatural things.

We call our supernatural thing Herban Shaman...Herban with an H, cause, you know, we're into herbs. There's a lot of sacred geometry in the making of an album cover. Me and my partner record sounds in nature. We just lay out in nature for hours and hours recording certain sounds.

HOST: Everything you're saying is absolutely right! Not only do you have the Tonics and the Crystals but you have the Sound Matrix that you can dip yourself into!

DR. B: Come to this meeting and we'll Change you. We have created a Program that works...not just Herbs; we use Crystals, Mirrors, Magic Incense, Meditation, Prayer, Flash-Crystal Kabbalah, Electroshakti Therapy, Toltec Massage… and Lots Lots More.

Just Look! Look! Like can you imagine how much your left arm is worth? There's someone out there who needs your left arm so bad! ...someone who would pay Big Money for it...We'll figure it out for you! We'll talk about wellness and wealth! We'll talk about movement and travel! We even got this hook-up where you can be your own travel agent and you can travel for 70% off!

HOST: This...what?

DR. B: Uh, remember: the brain—which is not where your thoughts truly come from—is toxic! Me and my partner found this Herban Elixir for the brain...it's great! It's a combination of herbs and resins for energy and brain detoxification...it's perfect for confusion, mental-fatigue, stupidity, alzheimer's, aneurysms, apoplexy, poverty-consciousness, spiritual homelessness, delusions of grandeur,and death.

Listen: a lot of people need to get rid of their friends and their family. Come see us. We'll go out to the woods and talk to a deer.

Here...smell this sage: